You Might be a New Dad if… Part 2

English: Duct Tape as purchased in Australia

Your idea of baby proofing includes the purchase of large quantities of bubble wrap and duct tape.

Your eyes hurt from reading way too many instruction manuals.

You’ve almost had your hand trapped in a Diaper Genie…almost.

You’ve ever said or thought:

“So we want the baby to burp after every meal, but when I do it, I’m a disgusting pig?”

“Something that poops that often HAS to have something wrong with it. That cannot be healthy.”

“I have to buy a bigger house just to have room to store all of this baby’s stuff.”

“So this huge blanket-looking apparatus is like a hands-free device for babies?”


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